Section 15
ASR drove
to Laxmi Nagar, following Khushi’s rickshaw
faithfully.
On the way she stopped at the market to buy some flowers. ASR waited
in the car, his eyes tracking her nimble body as she wound her way through the
crowds and haggled with the flower vendor.
He watched her as she returned to
the rickshaw and drove behind her to her house.
In Laxmi
Nagar, he observed her open her purse to pay the rickshaw, only to realise that
she did not have enough change with her. Even as he made to open his door and
leave his vehicle to help her out, she ran in to the house and returned with
the money and Buaji who was lamenting over her niece’s forgetfulness.
She handed
over the money to the rickshawwala
and turned to walk in to the house with Buaji.
Arnav saw her halt for a tiny moment.
She turned around slowly as though feeling his
eyes on her. She looked around her and saw him sitting in his car.
Her eyes
widened in shock.
She stared at him. He met her eyes, his gaze intent, resolute,
honest.
“Oh Parmeswari! Are you going to stand
outside and let all the mosquitoes of Laxmi Nagar chakk your blood this evening?” Buaji asked.
Khushi
turned her head to look at Buaji.
“No, Buaji,”
she stuttered.
“Then come
in, Nandkisore!” Buaji said before entering the house.
Khushi sent
one wary glance at the Unpredictable Singh Raizada sitting in his car and ghooring her. Would he follow her in to
her house? Would he sweet-talk Buaji, con her in to getting a chance to approach
her? Would he make a formal proposal of marriage to Buaji, thus forcing her to
consider it? Khushi clutched her head in her hands.
‘Shall I
shut the door, Sanka Devi?” Buaji threatened.
“Nahi,
Buaji. I am coming,” Khushi said before running in to the safety of her home.
Khushi
looked at the roti on her plate.
“Khao,
Nandkisore!” Buaji exhorted her. “Or do you want me to stuff the full roti in
to your mouth?”
“I will
eat, Buaji,” Khushi muttered as she broke off a tiny piece, dipped it in the
chole and brought it to her mouth.
“How is
Arnav babua?” Buaji asked.
Khushi
choked.
Buaji hit
her on her back to help her breathe. Khushi almost fell face-down in the food
due to Buaji’s tender ministrations.
“Why did you
ask, Buaji?” Khushi croaked when she could.
Buaji
smiled a dreamy smile. “Bahute ache he, hamre Arnav babua. His manners! His
sanskaari behaviour! His family has raised him well.” She turned to frown at
Khushi. “He is not a madcap like you.”
Khushi
swallowed. How would Buaji react to the news that her sanskaari Arnav babua was
sitting in his car outside her niece’s window, looking at her like a hungry dog
looks at a meaty bone? Buaji would have to revaluate his sanskaar!
“Yes,
Arnavji seems to be a very nice person,”
Payal smiled.
Buaji
nodded enthusiatically. “Where do you find such good boys these days?”
Khushi
sighed silently. AAA (Arnav Admiration Association) was in full swing and there was
nothing she could say or do to stop them. She stuffed her mouth full of roti to
stop herself from telling them what their precious Arnavji was capable of.
“You are so
hungry, Titliyya?” Buaji asked, her eyes concerned. “Lo, lo,” she said as she
placed three more rotis on Khushi’s plate.
After
dinner, Khushi rolled in to her bedroom, full of Buaji’s rotis that she had
force-fed her.
She slowly walked to her window and lifted a corner of the
curtain. She peeked out.
The white
car was still in its place. She could see the dark shadow of Saale-saheb behind
the wheel.
She
swallowed hard. What was this Foolish Singh Raizada up to now?
“Khushi,” Payal
called. “Why are you stealing glimpses of the moon from behind the curtain? You
can part the cloth and look at him. He doesn’t demand money for each sighting,”
she teased her sister.
Khushi
dropped the curtain as though she had been shot. She smiled sheepishly at
Payal.
Payal
frowned at her. “What are you up to now, Khushi?”
“Kuch nahi,
Jiji. Shall we sleep?” Khushi asked even as she dived in to bed and pulled the
covers over her head.
Payal stood
staring at her sister’s uncharacteristic moves, wondering if Khushi had lost a
screw to her brain somewhere on the way between Laxmi Nagar and Shyamji’s
office.
The door
bell rang.
Khushi sat
up as though she had stuck her hand in an electric socket, the covers falling
around her.
“Who is it
at this time?” Payal frowned. “I have already supplied today’s blouses and
suits.”
Khushi
swallowed through a dry throat.
“Tanik thehro, Nandkisore,” Buaji
grumbled as the bell rang again. “I am not as young as I used to be,” she
called out as she waddled toward the door.
Khushi
brushed past her like a whirlwind and pulled the door open.
"Hein?" Buaji exclaimed behind her.
A delivery
boy stood there.
Khushi
gaped at him.
He handed
over a bouquet to her. “For Khushi Kumari Gupta,” he said.
Khushi
looked at the small card accompanying the red roses & pink lilies.
“Marry me,
Khushi,” it read.
“Kaun he, Nandkisore?” Buaji asked,
slowly approaching Khushi.
Her eyes
wide with horror, Khushi crumpled the card and pushed it down the neck of her
suit.
The
delivery boy stared at the odd reception the flowers and the card had received.
“Somebody
sent flowers, Buaji,” Khushi turned, pushed the bouquet in to Buaji’s arms,
snatched the paper from the boy’s hands, signed it, pushed it back in to the
boy’s hands and shut the door in his face.
“Phool? Guldasta?” Buaji stared at the
flowers in her hands.
Payal joined her in gaping at the bouquet. “Who
sent it, Buaji?” Payal asked.
“Must be some
secret admirer,” Khushi laughed uncomfortably. “Buaji, maybe Bediji has
returned to Delhi.”
Buaji
frowned at her. “Hai Re Nandkisore! Have you grown up enough to make fun of your Buaji?” she asked
Khushi. “Has Bedi sent this? Let me see him tomorrow. Dekh loongi usko. If I don’t blister his
thick skin with my words, I am not Madhumati Gupta.” Buaji rolled her eyes in
anger.
Payal
giggled.
Khushi tried to smile, her mind full of the terrible fate awaiting Bediji. She earnestly wished Bediji was safe and sound in Punjab and no where near Delhi.
Khushi tried to smile, her mind full of the terrible fate awaiting Bediji. She earnestly wished Bediji was safe and sound in Punjab and no where near Delhi.
Buaji pushed the bouquet in to Khushi’s arms. “Tum
hi sambhalo iss pyaar-bhari tohfe ko,” Buaji muttered curses under her breath. “I
will go to Happy Singh tomorrow and ask him where Bedi is. Ladki chedta he, the
old bugger.”
Khushi
swallowed.
She shot an
angry look through the shut door at the Rascal Singh Raizada sitting in his white chariot on the road.
How dare he push her in to such uncomfortable situations? If Buaji had seen his
card! Khushi shuddered. Poor Bediji!
“Go to bed,
both of you,” Buaji ordained. “What tamasha are you planning to watch at night?
Jao,” she ordered.
Khushi and
Payal went to their bedroom like lambs.
Payal
quickly took a glass, filled it with water and pushed the flowers in to it and placed
it on the table by Khushi’s side.
Khushi
frowned at the floral arrangement.
“Bediji has
good taste,” Payal chuckled.
What a
coil!
“Hai Re Nandkisore!” Khushi whispered, dropping her head in her hands.
“Hai Re Nandkisore!” Khushi whispered, dropping her head in her hands.
Fab update !! There's so much i want to post , Smi. Will do it later. For now, i absolutely loved that lilies-roses bouquet and u know why :)
ReplyDeletePata he...buaahhhahhaaa
DeleteOh my goodness. ...that was hilarious. ...I could imagine kushi acting madcap....
ReplyDeletePagal, sanki!
DeleteHow can I sleep now without reading this update that seems very promising. If I get sick because of the lack of sleep, well I know whose fault it is :-) gotta go and read it now. It is12:32 am :-)
ReplyDeleteTriple A hahaha Arnav Admiration Association! I love it :-)
ReplyDeleteOMG!!! What a funny update. Love it Smita.
ReplyDeleteSo glad! I was laughing while writing it.
DeleteI too sincerely hope that Bedi ji is safe in Punjab and nowhere near Delhi. What a hilarious update. Fabulous.
ReplyDeleteEe ka hua nandkisore, Akhdoo Singh Raizada evolved to Smitten Singh Raizada and then metamorphosed to Stalker Singh Raizada ?!?
ReplyDeleteA review of the chain of events which have occurred in this innocent girl's life in the past 36 hours.
She finds herself face to face with Adonis himself. He kidnaps her, then questions her chastity, accuses her of having an illicit relation with his Jija, drops her home after the ordeal, presents himself before her the next day, apologizes for his conduct, proposes marriage; she declines, he stalks her, sends her flowers in the middle of the night and then waits impatiently for her answer, in his car ( dark knight in his white chariot !!! ) outside her home in Laxminagar !! No wonder she is flummoxed. I am myself on the brink of losing my mind. LOL.
It's a fine line between crazy and insane.... and Mr Swept-off-his-feet Raizada has jumped right over it.
I think it is safe to say that it has been a busy couple of days for KKG!!!!
DeleteRead it once again (what a surprise). I have to agree with Priya on Mr.Raizada's sanity. Although, in his defence - he may be confused and may not know what he wants but once he does he is like a heat seeking missile - doesn't stop till he gets his target. Now I'm cheering him on. AAA member.
ReplyDeleteRashmi (Rulama) came up with AAA. We are all card-carrying members!
Deletestalker alert
ReplyDeletedude yeh kya ho gaya aap ko
this is so not ASR
he turns into right aashiq right
didnt see this coming
well glad he didnt ask for buaji for her hand
buaji is impressed with him
but then she dont know what the great man said to her niece
and about her too
if she knew well then khushi is right
buaji would make him re-evaluate his principles
she wouldnt then spare him
awww poor thing stuck listening to AAA
there is only so much she can take
wow nice flowers
but that aint gonna cut it mate
phew khushi is in for long night
is he gonna stay there all night
hello ghar nahin hai kya ASR
hai naa but it doesnt have khushi there naa
so he wants to be outside her home
lord if someone saw him that would be another trouble for her
poor bediji he is doomed
khushi bhi naa
she didnt think there did she
but then to save herself she had to do this
well lets see what else great ASR does next
ASR pagal he, par cute he..LOL!
DeleteHi Smita, thats was fabulous!! sorry I couldn't comment all these days, was too busy. but I read all your updates at once... should say can't stay away from ARSHI and Smita's blog any more
ReplyDeleteGood to see you!
DeleteUmmmm Smitaji, I don't mean to pester you but .........................
ReplyDeleteha..ha.. Hoping to post today.
Deletehahahha bediji !!
ReplyDeletekhushi you cnt be saved by anyone now !!
arnav singh raizada is on a missing. !! :-D
mission *****
Deleteloved it
ReplyDeletepoor bediji
ReplyDelete