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Part 4
Arnav tried
hard but it was a few days before he could actually get to Khushi’s house and
feel blessed to watch her favourite serial with her.
He called
her daily to apologise.
“Khushi, I
am so sorry. I will be late leaving office today,” he said as he rubbed his
aching temple.
“Koi baat
nahi. We will watch it together another day when you are free,” Khushi said,
popping channa into her mouth. “Did you have dinner?”
“No, I will
have it at home. Khushi, how are you?” he asked, more interested in her day
than his own.
“I am fine,
Arnavji,” she swallowed the channa. “But I can’t say the same for Kanshi Ram
chachaji,” she grimaced.
Arnav felt
a smile appear on his face.
“Why?” he
asked.
“We were
playing cricket, the boys and I,” she sighed. “I bowled. Chinnu hit the ball
hard.” She paused.
“Then?” he
asked.
“It hit
Kanshi Ram chachaji on his cheek. Hard,” she winced.
Arnav winced
in empathy.
“He shouted
at us. We tried to apologise, but...” she sighed.
“He didn’t
accept your apology?” Arnav asked.
“To be
fair, he was in no condition to accept our apology,” she muttered. “His cheek
was red and there was blood on his new kurta.”
“Blood?”
Arnav frowned.
“The ball
dislodged a couple of his teeth,” she said, her voice low.
Arnav
looked at the glass wall of his office, fighting amusement.
“We went to
his house to say sorry,” she continued.
“And?”
Arnav asked.
“Kanshi Ram
chachaji opened the door, saw us, picked up the gamla on his veranda and threw
it at us. He was so angry,” Khushi confessed.
“Gamla?”
Arnav frowned. “What is that?”
“Pot. The
one in which you plant seeds. The one with lots of mud?” she asked.
“Yes,” he
gasped, trying very hard not to laugh.
“But it was
a small one,” she comforted herself. “Had it been a bigger one, we would have
been in real trouble.”
Arnav gave
up the fight. He threw back his head and burst out laughing.
Aman stared
at him though the open door. ASR was laughing? Aman pinched himself. Was he
dreaming?
Khushi
pouted. “You are laughing at me? I won’t tell you what happened in the serial
today,” she delivered his sentence.
Arnav tried
hard to keep his chuckles under check, but was not entirely successful.
“What
happened today, Khushi?” he asked, his voice huskier than normal.
Khushi? Who
was that? Aman frowned.
“Let me
think if I want to tell you,” she mused, chewing on another handful of channa.
“What are
you eating?” he asked.
“Channa,”
she mumbled.
He frowned.
“Channa?” he asked. “Didn’t you have dinner?”
ASR was
worried about some Khushi’s dinner and channa? Aman looked around. Was he in
ASR’s office or had aliens airlifted him to their land?
“I did.
This is my after-dinner snack,” Khushi informed him.
He shook
with laughter. “Where does all this food go?” he asked. “You are so slim!”
Khushi
smiled. “Buaji says the food goes to my brain because it needs extra
nourishment to come up with sanki ideas,” she explained cheerfully.
He smiled. “She
may very well be right,” he teased, his voice tender, indulgent.
Aman leaned
against the door, feeling faint.
“Aap ko
pata he aaj kya hua?” Khushi asked.
“Kya?” he
asked, leaning back in his chair, all relaxed, his nerves and muscles feeling
like melted butter.
“The
heroine wore a red sari and the hero’s hosh ud gaya,” Khushi recounted.
Arnav
swallowed. He could relate to that scene. Had she told him about a red sari
stealing his neend and chain before he had seen Khushi in a red sari, he wouldn’t
have believed it, but now he could find it in himself to pity the angry,
violent hero with the penchant for throwing the heroine from a height.
“Then?” he
asked, eager to know how the hero had managed the scene.
“He stared
at her and stared at her till I thought she would have holes on her face. It
was a Rabba Ve moment,” she explained. “Then he let her keep the sari and
turned and walked away.”
“Let her
keep the sari? The sari is not hers?” Arnav asked, confused.
Khushi
laughed. “It is a long story. You see, Lisaji came for a fashion shoot...” she
explained.
Aman hung
on to the door handle, watching ASR laugh and tease some channe-wali Khushi on
the phone while his Finance Manager waited in the conference room for the
meeting scheduled to happen ten minutes ago.
***
“Aap ko
pata he kya hua?” Khushi asked him over the phone as she fried pooris.
“Kya?” he
smiled.
“They got
wet in the rain just as we did when we fell in the pool,” Khushi said, lifting
a fried poori from the oil, draining it and dropping it into a dish.
“Acha?” he
smiled. “Then what happened?” he asked.
“Hona kya
tha? The hero is not sweet like you. He scolded the heroine and went away in
all his ghoosa. Arnavji, aap ko ek baat bataaon?” she asked.
“Anything,
Khushi,” he said softly.
“I think
the hero was a steam engine in his last birth,” Khushi disclosed.
Arnav’s
eyes flew open.
“Or a
volcano. How can he hold so much fury within him, I don’t know. It is a
mystery,” she remarked.
Arnav
chuckled.
***
“Arnavji, I
am walking home. Why did you call?” Khushi asked.
“I had a
free moment between meetings,” he explained. “Were you out shopping with Buaji?”
Khushi
laughed. “No, I was out selling with Buaji. We have a shop that specialises in
Uttar Pradesh ethnic clothes, dress material and sarees.”
“Where?” he
asked, his professional brain active.
“Near Devi
Maiyya’s temple,” Khushi explained.
“Which
temple?” he asked.
“The one
near the banyan tree,” she told him, her eyes on the ber on the fruit stand by
the road.
He smiled. “Which
banyan tree?” he asked patiently.
“The big
one. It has lots of dhagas tied around it,” she described it.
He sat
silent, letting her absorb his silence. Suddenly she burst out laughing. “I am
so sorry...maaf keejiye..Chattarpur main road...I was looking at the ber,” she
confessed.
“Ber?” he
asked, one brow raised in amused astonishment.
“Ji,” she
admitted.
“Not
channa?” he asked, laughter in his voice.
“Ber today,
channa tomorrow,” she chuckled. “That is why Buaji calls me chatori.”
Arnav burst
out laughing. “How many names does Buaji have for you?” he asked.
“More than
a thousand,” she laughed. “More than Devi Maiyya has. “Bhooleshwari Devi,
Parmeswari, Sanka Devi, Titliya...” she listed them. “When will you come home?”
she asked.
“Soon,” he
promised.
“You always
say soon, lekin kab? Why can’t your soon come soon?” she pouted.
“Soon,” he
promised softly, a smile on his lips.
***
He knocked on
the door to Buaji’s house in Laxmi Nagar.
Khushi was
parked before the TV, remote in hand, her eyes glued to the screen. “Hey Devi
Maiyya, please don’t take away the current, please, please,” she was chanting.
She looked at the clock. It was one minute to eight. She drew in a deep breath.
One minute was sixty seconds. Sixty seconds more for the serial to begin...
“You behri
girl!” Buaji brandished her belan. “ Can’t you hear the doorbell ringing, Nandkisore?”
“Which door?
What bell?” Khushi asked, leaning forward in her seat.
“This door
and that bell,” Buaji caught hold of her ear and turned her head towards the
door.
"Aaaaaa," Khushi cried. She saved her ear from Buaji's clutches. Khushi
huffed, “Why do guests always land here when I am ready to watch my serial?”
“Go and open
the door,” Buaji pointed her belan at the door and rolled her eyes in warning.
Khushi
grimaced and went marching to the door grumbling under her breath, “Ek, he
never comes to join me. Do, he always calls and says soon. Teen...” she pulled
the door panels open to see Arnav standing there.
She stared
at him for a long moment, her mouth open.
“Khushi, it
is me,” he said, a small smile on his lips.
“Really?”
she whispered.
“Really,”
he reassured her.
“Pinch me,”
she ordered him.
Like a lamb, ASR pinched Khushi on her arm.
“Aaaaa...,”
she squealed.
“Kaa hua, Nandkisore?”
Buaji asked.
“Arnavji
has come home, Buaji,” Khushi exclaimed in excitement.
“Who?”
Buaji asked as she approached them. Her eyes widened when she saw him. “Kaa
hua, Nandkisore? Is something wrong? Is Devyaniji fine?”
“Yes,” Arnav
smiled. “All are fine. Err..I..err..I just came to..err..” he stammered. Wooing
a girl was tough, very tough.
“He came to
see the serial with me,” Khushi explained, all smiles.
Buaji
stared at her in horror. Then she hit her head with her hand. “Hai Re Nandkisore! What will I do with this girl?”
“Buaji, is
your head hurting?” Khushi asked. “Arnavji will massage it for you. He massages
very well.”
thanks..u had me lol. thanks. u write beautifully.
ReplyDeleteBrilliant update
ReplyDeleteLoved it
Wow.... Khushi made asr laugh... Wonderful story
ReplyDeleteHe massages really well........hehehe. Poor Arnav ji.
ReplyDeleteWaiting for Buaji's reaction to ___ he massages very well :)
ReplyDeleteHydsri
😄😄😄😄😄😄😄
ReplyDeleteLOL Bechara Aman pagal hogaya hoga hehe what Arnavji will massage Buaji's head . As usual Hilarious update
ReplyDeleteI was reading the update sitting in a meeting and giggling to myself and my boss staring at me and my phone. Girl, this story is too good and your writing is surely gonna put me in the dock one day:-)
ReplyDeleteHe massages very well..I wonder if she would blurt out how he massaged her.....poor arnavji
ReplyDeleteOh my khushi is dangerous. 'Arnavji will massage buaji's head'.
ReplyDeleteYou are an awesome writer. Always had me lol and rofl'ing.
Awesome update
ReplyDeleteHaha arnavji will massage buajis head
hope Arnavji massages Buaji's head.. and Aman watches it.. poor guy will die of heart attack.. hahaha..
ReplyDeleteBuaji ... Arnavji massages very well HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Poor buaji Aab toh only nandkishore can save her from heart attack :')
ReplyDeleteAmazing update...
ReplyDeleteKhushi is one big pagal... :D
Buaji is right. Coming up with new ideas to rile up the people around you needs a lot of brain food, Smi. Trust me, speaking from experience. :P
ReplyDeleteAnd stuff like chane, Golgappe provide the right amount of nutrition. Every time I put a golgappa in my mouth, it screams at me' "30 calories, 2 g of fat!!", but does it stop me from indulging this guilty pleasure? Nuh-uh.
Not an ounce added to my weight and I get a sharper brain. A win-win !!
ASR sympathizing with a daily soap hero... hilarious!
Waise, the red-saree scene was just ufffff !! Following which, the jerk that he was in the parking lot, made me wanna strike him with a hammer. But isn't it true with many of the 'ufff' scenes of IPK. I mean one moment it is raw passion and the very next scene leaves you desperately looking for your gong and mallet!!
“Buaji, is your head hurting?” Khushi asked. “Arnavji will massage it for you. -- Uh oh .... Not sure about Arnavji's proficiency as a masseur but am thoroughly convinced of Buaji's expertise in the field of 'belan smacking'. :-D
This Khushi is na toooo muccccccccccccchhhhh.... Poor Arnavji. If buaji knows how Khushi comes to know his expertise in massaging... her Nandkishore will have to come down on earth to Save Khushi and Arnav from Buaji....
ReplyDeleteArnav finally came to watch the serial with Khushi. Poor Aman. He was so shocked at his boss's behaviour.
ReplyDeleteLets see how well Arnav massages with Buaji as the patient.
Ending was too good, I cannot wait to see Arnav massage Buaji's head lol!!! Loved the update!!!!
ReplyDeleteThat was brilliant and lol update
ReplyDeleteFor the previous update-aaj blue main pani pani....that's damn ridiculous!!!
ReplyDeletesooo superb
ReplyDeletewow brilliant update loved it ..................ameena671
ReplyDeletei love it.....it was great....please continue soon....
ReplyDeleteOmg... That was too good. The phone conversation was very cute. I enjoyed reading this part from start to end. Smita you have written it so beautifully. Arnav is finally with Khushi to watch the serial. Do give some info about this serial... What is the name? Who are the hero and heroin etc... :-)
ReplyDeleteReally liked this update. The phone conversations were so cute.
ReplyDeleteAt the last dialogue I had to hit the palm of my hand to my forehead. Only Khushi.
too much info for buaji dear
ReplyDeleteno need to tell her about his massages
wooing girl can be even harder when the said girl is clueless
not red saree
poor arnav got the worse of that
and what happened in the kitchen
that was something
awww she makes his day for sure
listening to her sure makes it worth while
so much so he forgot his work
bless he finally came to see her serial
more like see her
this khushi i tell you
kitni baar yeh musibat mein padhti hain
kabhi kuch toh kabhi kuch
steam engine huh
i dont know about hero of your serial
but our hero sure is flat on her
Omg...hahahahaha...awesome update...awesomely hilarious...i can't stop laughing...loved it alot
ReplyDeleteThat was cute, I couldn't stop laughing myself. My husband thought I am getting mental.
ReplyDeletePoor Aman, he will die of heart attack. I really liked the phone conversation, that was very cute.
Arnav is finally with Khushi to watch the serial, let's see how that will go.
This bubbly Khushi is like a balm for the ever stressed Arnav
ReplyDeletelovely update .......... hillarious khushi ................. charming arnav..................... very nice
ReplyDeletenice , wonderful update
ReplyDeleteHahaha omg! Khushi is sanki! Definitely! She told Buaji that Arnav massages well!! Woah! I wonder what Buaji's reaction would be! LOL!
ReplyDeleteThis was a cute update. I was smiling all through :)
Loved it ! Looking forward to the next chapter! x
Smita, loved your second story "Taking care of you". Fantabulous love story. Simply loved it.
ReplyDeleteViji
Ufff.....
ReplyDeleteU cracked me up....
The highlight of this update was Aman's reaction....
Lol....
ASR behaved like lamb....
What will become of him...
Loving it ,Smita !!!!!
Awesome chapter...........
ReplyDeleteThe poor Arnavji is going to massage Buaji! Hahahahahaha
ReplyDeletekhushi is a flop
ReplyDeleteI feel like I've stumbled upon GOLD, I've beeeen looking for a mushy Arshi lovestory
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